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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Purtier than a peach.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
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