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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
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Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
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Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
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Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Overweight
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
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She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
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That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
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