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Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Makes no never mind.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t matter
Makes no difference to me
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
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