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Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
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