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Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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