Keyword: Other expressions (Page 7)

Not particularly handsome

Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.

She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

People will be able to see to Christmas.

Took a heart burnin'

He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!

She's uglier than homemade soap.

Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

Spring chicken

I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

Snake the kivvers

Put it on the front door.

Like a two-forty trot

That was faster than green grass through a goose.