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Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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