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So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wishes
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