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Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
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