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She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Makes no never mind.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t matter
Makes no difference to me
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
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