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Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
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Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
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Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
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