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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
He don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of a thief
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
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He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
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His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Reviving an old love
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
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