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Other expressions
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Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Other expressions
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
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