Keyword: Other expressions (Page 8)

That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.

He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

Well, slap my head and call me silly!

Don't get your knickers in a knot.

That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

I've had an apple out of that bag.

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

Well, shut my mouth.

Bowed up like a Halloween cat

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

I’m on it like cheese on grits!

Warmin’ over old soup

Tall hog at the trough

Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.