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The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Two ax handles acrost
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toughness
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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