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You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
If you had a brain you'd play with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
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