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He has enough money to burn a wet mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone with a lot of disposable income.
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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