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Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
He's tougher than a two dollar steak.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toughness
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
He has enough money to burn a wet mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone with a lot of disposable income.
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
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