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That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quickly
Soon
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
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Short and squat
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
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In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
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This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
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Shut the light.
Country expression
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Turn off the light
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Very angry
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
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Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
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He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
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Teeth
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
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Really dressed up
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
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Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She was quiet
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