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You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Our grandpas swapped horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re distantly related
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bug arguing with a chicken
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A pointless exercise
Other expressions
Useless
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has enough money to burn a wet mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone with a lot of disposable income.
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
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