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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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