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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A really stupid person
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
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