Keyword: Outside a church

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Need directions? – God

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

My way is the highway. – God

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.