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It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
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In the dark? Follow the Son.
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Need directions? – God
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Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
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Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
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No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
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Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
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The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
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I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?
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My way is the highway. – God
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Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
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WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
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If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
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Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
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The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
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Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
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