Keyword: Outside a church

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Need directions? – God

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

Who’s Your Daddy?

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.