Keyword: Outside a church

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

Teacher sin-service conference