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Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
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In the dark? Follow the Son.
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Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
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Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
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If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
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Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
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Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
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When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God
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Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
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Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
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Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
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Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
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This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)
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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
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Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
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Teacher sin-service conference
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