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Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

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Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

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Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

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Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

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God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

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Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

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I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

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If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

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C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

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Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

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If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

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How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

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That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

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How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

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C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

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God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

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If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

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Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

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