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Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
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Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
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C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted
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Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
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Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
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How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
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Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
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God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
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God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
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It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
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Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
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Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
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Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
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Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
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