Keyword: Outside a church (Page 3)

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

I Hate This Church – Satan

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early