Keyword: Outside a church (Page 3)

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

God Saw What You Did

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Who’s Your Daddy?