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If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
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Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
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Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
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If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
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Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
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Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
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Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
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Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
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That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
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God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
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I Hate This Church – Satan
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Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
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Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
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Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
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