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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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I Hate This Church – Satan
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If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
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Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
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Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
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Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God
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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
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The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
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Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
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Who’s Your Daddy?
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Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
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Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
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Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
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It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
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