Keyword: Outside a church (Page 4)

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

I Hate This Church – Satan

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Who’s Your Daddy?

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.