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The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
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Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
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If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
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WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
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Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
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Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
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Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
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Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
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No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.
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There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google
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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
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Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
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Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
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Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
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You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
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The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
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