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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
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The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
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You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
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Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
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Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
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How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
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Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
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God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
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Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
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Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
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How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
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The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
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My way is the highway. – God
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We need to talk. – God
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Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted
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If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
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What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
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How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
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