Keyword: Oxymorons

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Beliefs

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Work

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

We need to sit down and walk through some things.

Mixed metaphors

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion