Keyword: Oxymorons

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Miscellaneous

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Misspokements Reviews/Criticism

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Health

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Work

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

I am a deeply superficial person.

(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
Characteristics People Self

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents

Profanity sucks.

Signs

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Beliefs Opinion

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People