Keyword: Oxymorons

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Occupations Opinion

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

I'm proud of my humility.

Characteristics

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Misspokements Reviews/Criticism

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Health

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements