Keyword: Oxymorons

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Miscellaneous

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

I am a deeply superficial person.

(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
Characteristics People Self

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Health

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

A little pain never hurt anyone.

Miscellaneous

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements

I'm proud of my humility.

Characteristics

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Characteristics

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Occupations Opinion

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements