Keyword: Oxymorons

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion

I am a deeply superficial person.

(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
Characteristics People Self

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Beliefs Opinion

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Beliefs

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

Profanity sucks.

Signs

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Work