Keyword: Oxymorons

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Health

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

Characteristics

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Misspokements Reviews/Criticism

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Occupations Opinion

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

A little pain never hurt anyone.

Miscellaneous

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict