Keyword: Oxymorons (Page 2)

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Beliefs

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

We need to sit down and walk through some things.

Mixed metaphors

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Miscellaneous

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Occupations Opinion

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Beliefs Opinion

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents

A little pain never hurt anyone.

Miscellaneous

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements