Keyword: Oxymorons (Page 2)

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Profanity sucks.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

A little pain never hurt anyone.

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

I disagree with unanimity.

We need to sit down and walk through some things.

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

I'm proud of my humility.