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Oxymorons
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We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower
(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict
Oxymorons
Peace
A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment
Jokes
Oxymorons
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.
Theo Fleury
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Oxymorons
One of my favorite oxymorons is
engagement party.
Scott Roeben
writer, website creator
Marriage
Sex
Oxymorons
The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Situations
Oxymorons
Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.
Anonymous
Health
Hypochondria
Oxymorons
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Indecision
Oxymorons
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance
Misspokements
Oxymorons
A little pain never hurt anyone.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Oxymorons
Pain
Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.
Anonymous
Work
Cooperation
Oxymorons
He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Oxymorons
Reputation
I disagree with unanimity.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Oxymorons
Unanimity
We need to sit down and walk through some things.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Oxymorons
I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Reviews/Criticism
Oxymorons
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Communication
Exaggerations
Oxymorons
I'm proud of my humility.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Humility
Oxymorons
Pride
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