Keyword: Oxymorons (Page 2)

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Health

I'm proud of my humility.

Characteristics

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Work

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

Characteristics

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion