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Pants
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
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Pants
There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Spencer Tracy
(1900 – 1967) American film actor
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Pants
You might be a redneck if… you have more belt-buckles than pants.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Jonathan Swift
(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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