Keyword: Paranoia

Paranoia is a bad personality trait for a comedian; what are you laughing at?

(1974 – ) Scottish comedian
Characteristics Entertainment

I really don't like living there; I have to for health reasons; I'm very paranoid, and New York's the only place where my fears are justified.

American comedian
Health New York City Places

One of my uncles said that apparently at birth I snuck out… I thought maybe someone was following me.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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Even paranoids have enemies.

Murphy’s Laws People

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

(1930 – ) actor, writer, film & television director
Characteristics Health

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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Even at home, on my stationary exercise bike, I have a rearview mirror.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.

(1945 – ) novelist
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I moved to New York for my health; I’m paranoid, and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.

Fear Health New York City Places

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Murphy’s Laws World

Psychiatrist to patient: You’re suffering from paranoia… anyone’ll tell you.

(1928 – ) English cartoonist
Health

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials.

(1931 – 2001) Canadian author, screenwriter & essayist
Canada Characteristics People Places

It's hard to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenics just because she lives in your body.

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian
Health People Self