Keyword: Paranoia

Paranoia is a bad personality trait for a comedian; what are you laughing at?

(1974 – ) Scottish comedian

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

(1930 – ) actor, writer, film & television director

Psychiatrist to patient: You’re suffering from paranoia… anyone’ll tell you.

(1928 – ) English cartoonist

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Even at home, on my stationary exercise bike, I have a rearview mirror.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

One of my uncles said that apparently at birth I snuck out… I thought maybe someone was following me.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

I really don't like living there; I have to for health reasons; I'm very paranoid, and New York's the only place where my fears are justified.

American comedian

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.

(1945 – ) novelist

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

I moved to New York for my health; I’m paranoid, and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.

It's hard to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenics just because she lives in your body.

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian

Even paranoids have enemies.

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials.

(1931 – 2001) Canadian author, screenwriter & essayist