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Parenthood
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Peter De Vries
(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
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Parenthood
Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
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Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you.
Anonymous
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Parenthood
It’s a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to stray, worm-riddled dogs, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won’t sit next to his sister because of ‘Girl Germs.’
Kathy Lette
(1958 – ) Australian author
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Parenthood
Sh*t on my Hands: A Down and Dirty Companion to Early Parenthood
Bunny Banyai
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Parenthood
When your first baby drops its doll, you sterilize it; when your second baby drops its doll, you tell the dog to “Fetch.”
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
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Parenthood