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Paris
Here [in Paris] they hang a man first, and try him afterward.
Molière
(1622 – 1673) French playwright & actor
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France
Paris
To err is human; to loaf, Parisian.
Victor Hugo
(1802 – 1885) French writer
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Paris
Berlioz, musically speaking, is a lunatic; a classical composer only in Paris, the great city of quacks.
Dramatic and Musical Review
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Of French composer Hector Berlioz
Paris
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
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Paris
Taxi cabs
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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French
Paris
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