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Parking
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
Bob Edwards
(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host
Autos
Situations
Things
Parking
Solomon
The farther away from the entrance that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.
Berson's Corollary of Inverse Distances
Autos
Murphy’s Laws
Distance
Parking
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Anonymous
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Science/Weather
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Things
Parking
Universe
If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.
Lemar's Parking Postulate
Autos
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Parking
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone… when I came back the entire area was missing.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos
Situations
Things
Parking
The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying.
Jaroslovsky's Law
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Parking
Weight
Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.
Jason Alexander
(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes
As George Costanza in “Seinfeld”
Parking
If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.
Dale's Parking Postulate
Autos
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Parking
The guy you beat out of a prime parking space is the one you have to see for a job interview.
Robinson’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
(Cal Robinson)
Interviews
Parking
I don't have any trouble parking; I drive a forklift.
Jim Samuels
(1948 – 1990) comedian
Autos
Things
Parking