Keyword: Parking

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host

The farther away from the entrance that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone… when I came back the entire area was missing.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.

The guy you beat out of a prime parking space is the one you have to see for a job interview.

I don't have any trouble parking; I drive a forklift.

(1948 – 1990) comedian