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Party
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Mickey Friedman
American film & television producer
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People
Party
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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Party
Spring
A fool and his money are soon partying.
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Party
Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
Church Bulletin
Alcohol
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Party
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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Party
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When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own Scotch, you bring your own rocks.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
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Party
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One cannot have too large a party.
Austen’s Rule of Hospitality
Murphy’s Laws
In “Emma”
Jane Austen
Party