Keyword: Patience

You can learn many things from children… how much patience you have for instance.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

I need to develop some patience — immediately.

(1973 – ) American comedian

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

Patience is a virgin.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore, for instance, and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

Everything comes to him who waits… except a loaned book.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.

(1967 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & writer

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.

There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.

baseball manager

At my age, patience is not a virtue… it’s a luxury.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist