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Patients
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Health
Hospital
Patients
As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax… you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
Dick Wilson
Animals
Doctors
Health
Patients
Veterinarian
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Doctors
Health
Patients
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Books
Communication
Health
Reading/Writing
Hospitals
Patients
Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.
Stettner's Law for Surgeons
Doctors
Health
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Patients
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.
Don Herold
(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Doctors
Health
Patients