Keyword: Pencils

The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.

Murphy’s Laws

For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag… the pencil!

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Golf Sports

I have the oldest typewriter in the world; it types in pencil.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Science/Weather Things

I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things