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Perfume
To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Men
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Perfume
Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.
Anonymous
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Perfume
I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.'
Carol Leifer
comedian, writer, actor & producer
Things
Perfume
The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?
Calvin Trillin
(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Government
Advertisements
Perfume
Rights
[commenting on a woman's perfume] It infiltrates the
nosetrils.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
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Aroma
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Perfume
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
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Perfume
Smell