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I’m so ugly – my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Picture
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Cheese
Picture
Photograph: A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it – if that isn't love I don't know what is.
Larry Linville
(1939 – 2000) American actor
Love
As Frank Burns in TV’s “M*A*S*H”
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