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Pigs
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Pigs
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
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All dogs look up to you; all cats look down to you… only the pig looks at you as an equal.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig; you get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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I’m fond of pigs… dogs look up to us… cats look down on us… pigs treat us as equal.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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