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My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

American baseball pitcher

Once a pitcher loses his fastball, he has to go to the garbage.

baseball player

Baseball Sports On retiring from baseball and getting a job as a public relations director of a sanitation firm Pitching

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Andy Van Slyke

baseball player

Baseball On Williams’ wildness Pitching

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Misspokements Sports Pitching Spitballs

We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.

Chuck Estrada

American baseball pitcher & pitching coach

Baseball Sports Bullpen Pitching

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Misspokements Sports Pitching Satchel Paige

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

Dizzy Dean

professional baseball player

Baseball Sports After his brother Daffy pitched a no-hitter Pitching

I found a delivery in my flaw.

Dan Quisenberry

(1953 – 1998) baseball player

Baseball Misspokements Sports Pitching

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Bob Lemon

professional baseball player & manager

Baseball Life Sports Pitching

He can embarrass the batter on one pitch and the catcher on the next.

Ron Tingley

baseball player

Baseball Sports Knuckleballs On knuckleball pitcher Charlie Hough Pitching

Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.

Johnny Frederick

American baseball player

Baseball Sports 'Dazzy' Vance Pitching

Throw strikes – home plate don't move.

Leroy 'Satchel' Paige

American baseball player

Baseball Sports Pitching

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Gaylord Perry

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports On ‘doctoring’ the ball Pitching Spitballs

When Neil Armstong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object; I knew immediately what it was… that was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

‘Lefty’ Gomez

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Activities Baseball Sports Hitting Jimmie Foxx Moon Pitching

I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter, that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.

Tim McCarver

American baseball player & commentator

Baseball Sports Pitching

He’s throwing grounders.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Misspokements Sports Ground balls Pitching

Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.

Billy Loes

professional baseball player

Baseball Sports Pitching

Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.

Tim McCarver

American baseball player & commentator

Baseball Sports On pitcher Bob Gibson Pitching

They can’t hit it while I’m standing here holding it.

‘Lefty’ Gomez

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Baseball Sports His reply to an umpire who asked why he was just standing there and not pitching to a batter Pitching

Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

Jim Murray

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Baseball Sports Fastball Pitching Sandy Koufax

Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa.

Bob Veale

American baseball player

Baseball Sports Hitting Pitching

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Keyword: Pitching (Page 2)

My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

Once a pitcher loses his fastball, he has to go to the garbage.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

I found a delivery in my flaw.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

He can embarrass the batter on one pitch and the catcher on the next.

Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.

Throw strikes – home plate don't move.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

When Neil Armstong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object; I knew immediately what it was… that was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter, that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.

He’s throwing grounders.

Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.

Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.

They can’t hit it while I’m standing here holding it.

Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa.