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Keyword:
Pitching
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Trying to throw a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun by a rooster.
Curt Simmons
(1929 – ) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hank Aaron
Metaphor
Pitching
Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa.
Bob Veale
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.
Billy Muffett
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Not intentionally, but I sweat easily.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
When asked if he ever threw a spitball
Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.
Tim McCarver
American baseball player & commentator
Baseball
Sports
On pitcher Bob Gibson
Pitching
They can’t hit it while I’m standing here holding it.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
His reply to an umpire who asked why he was just standing there and not pitching to a batter
Pitching
Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.
Johnny Frederick
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
'Dazzy' Vance
Pitching
Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.
Billy Loes
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter, that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.
Tim McCarver
American baseball player & commentator
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
I found a delivery in my flaw.
Dan Quisenberry
(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
I’m throwing twice as hard, but the ball is getting there half as fast.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Reporter: Is it true that you’d throw at your own mother.
Gomez: You’re damn right I would, she’s a good hitter.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
(also Early Wynn)
Pitching
We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.
Chuck Estrada
American baseball pitcher & pitching coach
Baseball
Sports
Bullpen
Pitching
The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.
Bob Lemon
professional baseball player & manager
Baseball
Life
Sports
Pitching
I throw the ball as hard as ever, but it just takes longer to get to the plate.
Don Newcombe
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
Once a pitcher loses his fastball, he has to go to the garbage.
Jim O'Toole
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On retiring from baseball and getting a job as a public relations director of a sanitation firm
Pitching
The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.
Earl Weaver
(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
Jim Murray
(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Baseball
Sports
Fastball
Pitching
Sandy Koufax
If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.
Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball
On Williams’ wildness
Pitching
He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
Satchel Paige
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