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Pitching
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I pitch like my hair’s on fire.
Mitch Williams
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
Jim Murray
(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Baseball
Sports
Fastball
Pitching
Sandy Koufax
Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On Tom Seaver
Pitching
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Baseball
Sports
‘Lefty’ Grove
Pitching
They can’t hit it while I’m standing here holding it.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
His reply to an umpire who asked why he was just standing there and not pitching to a batter
Pitching
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
Gaylord Perry
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
On ‘doctoring’ the ball
Pitching
Spitballs
He’s throwing grounders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Ground balls
Pitching
When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Slumps
Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.
Tim McCarver
American baseball player & commentator
Baseball
Sports
On pitcher Bob Gibson
Pitching
I throw the ball as hard as ever, but it just takes longer to get to the plate.
Don Newcombe
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.
Billy Muffett
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.
Gene Mauch
(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Referring to Koufax’s famed fastball
The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
When Neil Armstong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object; I knew immediately what it was… that was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Activities
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Jimmie Foxx
Moon
Pitching
The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.
Bob Lemon
professional baseball player & manager
Baseball
Life
Sports
Pitching
I’m throwing twice as hard, but the ball is getting there half as fast.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Trying to throw a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun by a rooster.
Curt Simmons
(1929 – ) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hank Aaron
Metaphor
Pitching
If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.
Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball
On Williams’ wildness
Pitching
He can embarrass the batter on one pitch and the catcher on the next.
Ron Tingley
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Knuckleballs
On knuckleball pitcher Charlie Hough
Pitching
Trying to hit him is like trying to eat Jell-O
®
with chopsticks.
Bobby Murcer
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On Phil Niekro's knuckleball
Pitching
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