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Plagiarism
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Law of Motivation
Murphy’s Laws
Creativity
Plagiarism
Plagiarism: Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft.
Anonymous
Definitions
Ideas
Reading/Writing
Plagiarism
Composers shouldn't think too much—it interferes with their plagiarism.
Howard Dietz
(1896 – 1983) American actor
Communication
Entertainment
Music
Reading/Writing
Composers
Plagiarism
If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.
Mizner's Law of Research
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Plagiarism
Research
People say I’m a plagiarist… their word, not mine.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Wordplay
Plagiarism
I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Wordplay
Plagiarism
Plagiarism is the highest form of art just as theft is the highest form of commerce.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Communication
Plagiarism
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Hollywood
Places
Plagiarism
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Communication
Honesty
Reading/Writing
Plagiarism
Generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.
Gilbert Gottfried
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Communication
Influence
Plagiarism