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Plagiarism
People say I’m a plagiarist… their word, not mine.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Wordplay
Plagiarism
If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.
Mizner's Law of Research
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Plagiarism
Research
I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Wordplay
Plagiarism
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Law of Motivation
Murphy’s Laws
Creativity
Plagiarism
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Communication
Honesty
Reading/Writing
Plagiarism
Plagiarism: Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft.
Anonymous
Definitions
Ideas
Reading/Writing
Plagiarism
Plagiarism is the highest form of art just as theft is the highest form of commerce.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Communication
Plagiarism
Composers shouldn't think too much—it interferes with their plagiarism.
Howard Dietz
(1896 – 1983) American actor
Communication
Entertainment
Music
Reading/Writing
Composers
Plagiarism
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Hollywood
Places
Plagiarism
Generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.
Gilbert Gottfried
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Communication
Influence
Plagiarism