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Poker
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Anonymous
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[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.
Raymond Chandler
(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
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Poker? Is that the game where one receives five cards, and if there’s two alike that’s pretty good, but if there’s three alike that’s much better?
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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As Augustus Winterbottom in “Tillie and Gus”
Poker
Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.
Moms Mabley
(1894 – 1975) American comedian
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Man is the only animal that plays poker.
Don Herold
(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
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The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.
Walter Matthau
(1920 – 2000) American actor
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Cardiology: The study of poker playing.
Anonymous
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