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Pope
He was about as useless as the Pope's testicles.
Anonymous
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Pope
Useless
I would have made a good Pope.
Richard M. Nixon
(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president
Intelligence
Stupidity
Pope
Just unfollowed the Pope for the second time in my life.
Neal Brennan
(1973 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actor, director & producer
Beliefs
Religion
Pope
social media
I love seeing [the Pope] in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass… that’s faith in action folks; you know he’s got God on his side.
Bill Hicks
(1961 – 1994) comedian
Beliefs
Religion
Pope
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? … If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Beliefs
Religion
Sex
Pope
I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Religion
TV/Movie Quotes
Pope
The Pope has come out and said that only 2 per cent of Catholic priests are paedophiles; unfortunately, that 2 per cent is their penis.
Glenn Wool
Canadian comedian
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Work
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Pope
Priests