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Marie: Who keeps pornography for twenty-nine years?
Frank: Anyone married to you.

Peter Boyle

(1935 – 2006) American actor

One time, my own father caught me watching a porno movie… the one thing you don’t want to hear in that situation is, ‘Son, move over.’

Dave Attell

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

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The couple next door have just made a sex tape… obviously, they don’t know that yet.

Gary Delaney

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian

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Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.

Isabel Allende

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Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.

Angela Lambert

(1940 – 2007) British journalist, art critic & author

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… it was a Jewish porno film… one minute of sex and nine minutes of guilt.

Joan Rivers

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

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The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Gloria Leonard

(1940 – ) pornographic actress & publisher

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There’s nothing but porn on TV these days. I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.

Stewart Francis

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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I got a German porno movie… which has subtitles, which is great 'cause, otherwise, I would have had no idea what was going on.

Jordan Rubin

stand-up comedian, writer & actor

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I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille; I used to rub the dirty parts.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

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Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative

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Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults

Master Sugoi

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I watching a weird porn the other day; it was just a fat man crying and wanking at the same time…. then realized I hadn't turned the TV on.

Gary Delaney

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian

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I reckon porn gives kids an unrealistic idea of what it’s like to be a plumber.

Lee Nelson