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Possibilities
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Clarke's First Law
Age
Murphy’s Laws
Possibilities
Scientists
The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.
Clarke's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Possibilities
Impossible: What nobody can do until somebody does it.
Anonymous
Definitions
Impossible
Possibilities
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
People
Success
Possibilities
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Green's Law Of Debate
Murphy’s Laws
Ignorance
Possibilities