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Poverty
Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Intelligence
Money
Genius
Poverty
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it’s terribly inconvenient.
Milton Berle
(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Characteristics
Money
Disgrace
Inconvenience
Poverty
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Money
Poverty
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money
Debt
Poverty
My mother and father were really so poor they couldn’t afford to have any children, the lady next door had us.
Flip Wilson
(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
Family
Parents
Poverty
Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Cold
People
Self
Childhood
Poverty