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Pressure
My last boyfriend gave me a piece of coal, and he told me that he would marry me when it turned into a diamond from all the pressure.
Wendy Liebman
(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Marriage
Diamonds
Pressure
You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two in your pocket.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
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Pressure
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Pressure
Putting
Things get worse under pressure.
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Murphy’s Laws
Pressure