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Pride
Always try to be modest… and be VERY proud of it!
Anonymous
Characteristics
Modesty
Pride
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams
(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Characteristics
Eating
Food/Drink
People
Ancestors
Dinner
Pride
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is sea-sickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics
Pride
I'm proud of my humility.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Humility
Oxymorons
Pride
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Characteristics
Children
Family
Fathers
Pride
As proud as pea soup.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Pride