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Projects
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Brooks's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Manpower
Projects
No project was ever completed on time and within budget.
Cheops Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Budget
Projects
The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.
Old Engineer's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Projects
No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a North Sea (oil) field, the cost of the remainder of the project remains the same.
Q's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Cost
Projects
The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
Chism's Law of Completion
Government
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Projects