Keyword: Prostitutes

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Wordplay

The profession of a prostitute is the only career in which the maximum income is paid to the newest apprentice.

(1829 – 1912) British preacher who founded The Salvation Army
Occupations Work

There are girls who manage to sell themselves, whom no one would take as gifts.

(1741 – 1794) French writer
Girls People Women

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Sex

What do hookers do on their nights off – type?

(1952 – ) comedian
People Work

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

(1933 – 2007) Am. evangelical pastor, televangelist, & political commentator
Marriage Sex

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

People Sex