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Public
How many fools does it take to make up a public?
Nicolas Chamfort
(1741 – 1794) French writer
Fools
Intelligence
Public
He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
People
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Public
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Art
Money
People
Public
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Proverb
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
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Public
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public; they can learn in private; in public they have to know.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Learning
Men
People
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Public
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Catholic, Pubic Schools’ Fees Differ
The Dickenson Press
Headlines
In North Dakota
Public