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Punches
Larry Holmes doesn't hit as hard as Earnie Shavers. Nobody hits like Shavers. If anybody hit harder than Shavers, I'd shoot him.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Earnie Shavers
Punches
Earnie Shavers hit me, man, and knocked me face down on the canvas. I was in the land of make believe. I heard saxophones, trombones. I saw little blue rats, and they were all smoking cigars and drinking whisky.
James Tillis
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
Punches
Jack Dempsey hit me hardest, 'cos Dempsey hit me 211,000 dollars' worth, while Joe Louis only hit me 36,000 dollars' worth.
Jack Sharkey
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Jack Dempsey
Punches
Francesco Damiani punches with all the violence and bad intentions of Mahatma Gandhi.
Jerry Izenberg
American sportswriter
Boxing
Sports
Punches
In boxing the right cross-counter is distinctly one of those things it is more blessed to give than to receive.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Boxing
Sports
Punches
I hit him with body shots that would have brought down cities.
Joe Frazier
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Punches
Referring to Muhammad Ali after the ‘Thrilla in Manila’
Jack Dempsey hits like an epileptic pile-driver.
Harry Witwert
Boxing
Sports
Jack Dempsey
Punches
My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.
Chuck Wepner
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
Punches
Anyone who weighs over 200 pounds can punch; I don't care if it's a broad.
Angelo Dundee
American boxing trainer
Boxing
Sports
Punches
It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off… When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.
James J. Braddock
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
On being hit by Joe Louis
Punches