Keyword: Punctuality

Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you’re not.

Doctors Lawyers Murphy’s Laws

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics Time

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Situations Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Self Time

Punctuality: Waiting around for other people.

Definitions

Punctuality: The art of arriving for an appointment just in time to be indignant at the tardiness of the other party.

Definitions Time

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
Characteristics

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

A punctual husband is a lonely man.

cartoon character in The Lockhorns by (Bunny Hoest & John Reiner)
Characteristics Marriage

The trouble with being punctual is that there's nobody there to appreciate it.

(1908 – 1993) American composer, lyricist & writer
Characteristics Time

Punctuality: The art of guessing correctly how late the other party is going to be.

Definitions Time

Good punctuation means not to be late.

Malaprops Time

One good thing about punctuality is that it’s a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

(1917 – 1995) Canadian-American chemist & author
Characteristics Time

The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.

(1907 – 2000) Canadian poet & critic
Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Time

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms