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Keyword: Putting

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

Homero Blancas

professional golfer

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

Peter Dobereiner

golf writer

Golf Sports Putting

That putt had more breaks than a government job.

Brian Weis

golf writer

Golf Sports Putting

Never putt until the cup stops moving.

Bruce Lansky

(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist

Golf Sports Putting

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

Dan Jenkins

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

Golf Sports Putting

That putt had more breaks than a government job.

Brian Weis

golf writer

Golf Sports Putting

90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.

‘Yogi' Berra

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Golf Sports Yogi-isms Putting

I’m having problems with my putting; but it’s the puttee, not the putter.

Frank Beard

professional golfer

Golf Sports Putting

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Lee Trevino

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Golf Sports Pressure Putting

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Henry Beard

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)

Golf Sports Putting Tap-in

Around a clubhouse they'll tell you even God has to practice his putting. In fact, even Nicklaus does.

Jim Murray

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Golf Misspokements Sports Jack Nicklaus Putting

That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over sixty feet of peanut brittle.

Lloyd Mangrum

American professional golfer

Golf Sports On Bobby Locke Putting

You drive for show, but putt for dough.

Bobby Locke

South African professional golfer

Golf Sports Drives Putting

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

'Chi Chi' Rodríguez

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer

Golf Sports Putting

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Keyword: Putting

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

That putt had more breaks than a government job.

Never putt until the cup stops moving.

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

That putt had more breaks than a government job.

90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.

I’m having problems with my putting; but it’s the puttee, not the putter.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Around a clubhouse they'll tell you even God has to practice his putting. In fact, even Nicklaus does.

That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over sixty feet of peanut brittle.

You drive for show, but putt for dough.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.