Keyword: Questions

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Health Wives

So I was eating this cereal, and I had all these questions and comments; luckily there was a number on the box.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Eating Food/Drink

I wish I had an answer to that, because I’m tired of answering that question.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence People Stupidity

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions – because they know all the answers.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Age Intelligence

If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

Headlines Murphy’s Laws

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball Sports

Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Emotions Love Sex

I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions; I can't answer your question.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms

Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.

Murphy’s Laws Places

To a quick question, give a slow answer.

Problems

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

Every clarification breeds new questions.

Murphy’s Laws