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Racing
This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.
Unknown
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Racing
We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish… it was an oil painting.
Bob Plager
Canadian hockey player
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After scrimmaging with another player who had injured his knee
Racing
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Racing
If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti
(1940 – ) Italian-American auto racer
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Racing
And he’s lost both right front tires.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Racing
And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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