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Racism
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
Sammy Davis Jr.
(1925 – 1990) American entertainer
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Racism
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
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Racism
I'm Jewish, and I experience a lot of racism as a Jew, probably even more than most Jews 'cause I'm a moneylender.
Leo Allen
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
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You couldn't be a racist and live in L.A.; you'd be exhausted.
Charlie Viracola
(1973 – ) American stand-up comedian
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I do try to fight ignorance and stereotypes and racism with karate – like the Asians do.
Myq Kaplan
(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Racism is so stupid; there’s more than enough reasons to dislike people on an individual basis.
Will Durst
(1952 – ) American political satirist
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Racism
A Practical Guide to Racism
C.H. Dalton
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Racism