Keyword: Rain

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

A drowning man is not troubled by rain.

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

It's gonna be a gully washer.

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

(1973 – ) American comedian

It always rains on tents; rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Raining like a sieve

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

The rain was coming down in droves!

It’s raining cats and dogs.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!