Keyword: Rain

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

Miscellaneous

It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

Miscellaneous

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Science/Weather Yogi-isms

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Animals Cats Dogs

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director
Places Science/Weather

The rain was coming down in droves!

Mixed metaphors Science/Weather

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Miscellaneous

Raining like a sieve

Mixed metaphors

It always rains on tents; rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Science/Weather

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Animals

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Intelligence Science/Weather

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!

Mixed metaphors Science/Weather

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Basketball People Rednecks Sports

A drowning man is not troubled by rain.

People Problems

I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Beliefs God People

It only rains straight down… God doesn't do windows.


God

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Miscellaneous

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

Headlines Science/Weather

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
People

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Sex Situations