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Rats
When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.
Swanson's Law
Accidents
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Rats
Upper deck
Water
It hit me how resentful it must make rats, knowing that they're just a bushy tail away from being hand fed in the park.
Jeff Stilson
(1959 – ) American stand-up comedian
Animals
Situations
Feeding squirrels
Rats
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
Morton's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Cancer
Rats
A few cobras in your home will soon clear it of rats and mice… of course, you will still have the cobras.
Will Cuppy
(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic
Animals
Situations
Cobras
Mice
Rats
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
Arnold's Addendum
Animals
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Cancer
Rats