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Reason
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
(1962 – ) writer & journalist
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Weekends
I’ll not listen to reason… reason always means what someone else has got to say.
Elizabeth Ceghorn Gaskell
(1810 – 1865) English writer
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Reason
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Reason
Reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
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Adam and Eve
Reason