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Statistics and records are baseball talk; they keep records like most times sliding into second base on a Tuesday.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Baseball
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Records
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It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.
Nick Hornby
(1957 – ) English novelist, essayist & screenwriter
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From "High Fidelity"
Records
I set records that will never be equaled; in fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Self
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Records
The scratch on the record is through the song you like most.
Ron's Observation
Entertainment
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Records