Keyword: Repairs

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Murphy’s Laws

Apartment Depot… is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Places

If it works, don't fix it.

Murphy’s Laws

No two identical parts are alike.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven’t used enough.

Problems Situations

Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.

(1897 – 1991) Italian-born American film director
Problems Situations Things

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off. 2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered. 3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first place.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company will insist upon repairing the old one.
Corollary: If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the company will insist on the latest model.

Murphy’s Laws

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Money Murphy’s Laws