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Repairs
The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
Farrell's Law of New-Fangled Gadgetry
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Breakage
Expense
Gadgets
Repairs
The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
Vile's Law of Value
Murphy’s Laws
Repairs
The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
Anonymous Murphy’s Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Cost
Repairs
When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.
Murphy's Second Law of Construction
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Repairs
Apartment Depot… is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Places
Apartments
Repairs
When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Appliances
Repairs
If it works, don't fix it.
First Rule of Rural Mechanics
Murphy’s Laws
Repairs
If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven’t used enough.
Anonymous
Problems
Situations
Duct tape
Repairs
If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company will insist upon repairing the old one.Corollary: If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the company will insist on the latest model.
Jaruk's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Purchases
Repairs
No two identical parts are alike.
Beach's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Repairs
Automatic
simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.
Frank Capra
(1897 – 1991) Italian-born American film director
Problems
Situations
Things
Repairs
1. If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off. 2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered. 3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first place.
Campbell's Laws of Automotive Repair
Autos
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Repairs