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Republicans
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
P.J. O'Rourke
(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Government
Politicians
Republicans
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15.
Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Government
Politicians
Democrats
Republicans
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Children
Communication
Misspokements
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Bondage
Republicans
All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Government
People
Politicians
Democrats
Republicans
Many of these guys on death row have done heinous things, but when we as a people sink to their level and execute them, then we’re no better than Republicans.
David Feldman
American comedian & writer
Death
Government
Politicians
Capital punishment
Republicans
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
Walter Lippmann
(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator
Government
Intelligence
Politicians
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Republicans
I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
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Politics
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Republicans
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
People
Poor
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