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Research
Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
Wernher von Braun
(1912 – 1977) German-born rocket engineer
Activities
Work
Research
The theory is supported as long as the funds are.
Alan's Law of Research
Murphy’s Laws
Research
Theories
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Harvard Law
Murphy’s Laws
Experiments
Research
The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.
Hanggi's Law
Education
Murphy’s Laws
Research
Research is reading two books that have never been read in order to write a third that will never be read.
NASA Truism
Books
Communication
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Research
The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Quotations
Research
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Money
Poverty
Research
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence
Science/Weather
Situations
Research
1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.
Rules of Creative Research
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Research
The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
Hansen's Library Axiom
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Libraries
Research
The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious.
The Billings Phenomenon
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Research
If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.
Mizner's Law of Research
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Plagiarism
Research
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Law of Research
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Research
Theories