Keyword: Research

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

Research is reading two books that have never been read in order to write a third that will never be read.

The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious.

The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.

(1912 – 1977) German-born rocket engineer

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.