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New Zealand rugby player & commentator

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It will now have to be called the Calcutta Shield.

Bob Munro

Sports After John Jeffrey had dropped and badly damaged' the Calcutta Cup Rugby

Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.

Tom O'Reilly

Papua New Guinean rugby player

Sports Colin Meads Rugby

The tactical difference between Association Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missiles

Alfred E. Crawley

English schoolmaster, sexologist, anthropologist & sports journalist

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All we need is a little bit of luck and we could explode.

Roy Lester

British rugby coach

Sports Just before his team were beaten 112-0 Rugby

There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.

Murray Mexted

New Zealand rugby player & commentator

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I've never scored a hat-trick before… not even playing against my sister in the yard at home.

Bryan Fletcher

Australian rugby player

Sports Hat trick Rugby

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

Henry Blaha

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I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

Murray Mexted

New Zealand rugby player & commentator

Misspokements Sports Rugby

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Keyword: Rugby (Page 2)

Rugby League is war without the frills.

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

It will now have to be called the Calcutta Shield.

Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.

The tactical difference between Association Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missiles

All we need is a little bit of luck and we could explode.

There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.

I've never scored a hat-trick before… not even playing against my sister in the yard at home.

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.