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Rugby
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All we need is a little bit of luck and we could explode.
Roy Lester
British rugby coach
Sports
Just before his team were beaten 112-0
Rugby
Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient… that is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?
Peter Cook
(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
Sports
British
Rugby
We’ve lost our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is Western Samoa. It’s a good job we didn’t play the whole of Samoa!
Gareth Davies
Welsh rugby player
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
It will now have to be called the Calcutta Shield.
Bob Munro
Sports
After John Jeffrey had dropped and badly damaged' the Calcutta Cup
Rugby
I can tell you it’s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees.
Jonathan Davies
Welsh rugby player
Sports
Referees
Rugby
I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
The tactical difference between Association Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missiles
Alfred E. Crawley
English schoolmaster, sexologist, anthropologist & sports journalist
Sports
Rugby
It is the best sport in the world; it's got everything – speed and tough, ugly men.
Terry O'Connor
Irish rugby player
Sports
Rugby
The relationship between the Welsh and English is based on trust and understanding. They don’t trust us and we don’t understand them.
Dudley Wood
Rugby union secretary
Sports
Rugby
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