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Rugby
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Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
Henry Blaha
Football
Sports
Rugby
Soccer
The relationship between the Welsh and English is based on trust and understanding. They don’t trust us and we don’t understand them.
Dudley Wood
Rugby union secretary
Sports
Rugby
Grandmother or tails, sir?
Anonymous rugby referee
Sports
Rugby
To Princess Anne's son Peter Phillips for his pre-match coin-toss preference
It’s not Terry Holmes that Bradford needs – it’s Sherlock.
Alex Murphy
Rugby coach
Sports
Rugby
It is the best sport in the world; it's got everything – speed and tough, ugly men.
Terry O'Connor
Irish rugby player
Sports
Rugby
I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees.
Jonathan Davies
Welsh rugby player
Sports
Referees
Rugby
You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
The tactical difference between Association Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missiles
Alfred E. Crawley
English schoolmaster, sexologist, anthropologist & sports journalist
Sports
Rugby
Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
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