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There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.

Tom McKean

Scottish distance runner

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

Kip Lagat

Kenyan distance runner

Sports Running When asked why Kenya produces so many great runners

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

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Miscellaneous Other expressions Running

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

Jordan Brookes

comedian

Activities Sports Running

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Leroy 'Satchel' Paige

American baseball player

Baseball Sports 'Cool Papa' Bell Running

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

Steve Ovett

English distance runner

Sports About a race Running

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

Bob Newhart

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor

Activities Age Old Running

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

John Elway

American football player

Football Sports Running Speed

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

Paddy Lennox

comedian

Activities Exercise Marathon Running

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

Esa Tikkanen

Finnish marathon runner

Places Sports Finland Running

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

I’ll have a cup of tea.

Noah Ngeny

Kenyan runner

Sports Celebration Olympics Running

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

Wendy Liebman

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Activities Exercise Food/Drink Ice cream Running

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.

Jesse Owens

American track & field athlete

Sports Of the 100 meter run Running

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running Track

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

IRN news

Misspokements Sports Running

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

Wayne Federman

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

Exercise Places Sports Running South Bronx

Big balls count.

Craig Mottram

Australian runner

Sports Running When asked how he can run so fast

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Keyword: Running

There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.

I’ll have a cup of tea.

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

Big balls count.