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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

Hal Higdon

American author & runner

Sports Marathons Pain Running

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

IRN news

Misspokements Sports Running

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

Wayne Federman

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

Exercise Places Sports Running South Bronx

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

Kip Lagat

Kenyan distance runner

Sports Running When asked why Kenya produces so many great runners

There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.

Tom McKean

Scottish distance runner

Sports About a race Running

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

Esa Tikkanen

Finnish marathon runner

Places Sports Finland Running

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

John Walker

New Zealand runner

Sports Running

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

Paddy Lennox

comedian

Activities Exercise Marathon Running

I’ll have a cup of tea.

Noah Ngeny

Kenyan runner

Sports Celebration Olympics Running

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

Wendy Liebman

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Activities Exercise Food/Drink Ice cream Running

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

Lynn Swann

American football player

Football Sports Running

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Leroy 'Satchel' Paige

American baseball player

Baseball Sports 'Cool Papa' Bell Running

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

Roger Bannister

(1929 – ) English middle-distance athlete, physician & academic

Sports Running

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

Bob Newhart

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor

Activities Age Old Running

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Big balls count.

Craig Mottram

Australian runner

Sports Running When asked how he can run so fast

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Keyword: Running

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

I’ll have a cup of tea.

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

Big balls count.