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Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

Lynn Swann

American football player

Football Sports Running

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

I’ll have a cup of tea.

Noah Ngeny

Kenyan runner

Sports Celebration Olympics Running

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Leroy 'Satchel' Paige

American baseball player

Baseball Sports 'Cool Papa' Bell Running

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

Steve Ovett

English distance runner

Sports About a race Running

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

Wendy Liebman

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Activities Exercise Food/Drink Ice cream Running

A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.

Jesse Owens

American track & field athlete

Sports Of the 100 meter run Running

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

Paddy Lennox

comedian

Activities Exercise Marathon Running

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

Jordan Brookes

comedian

Activities Sports Running

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

John Walker

New Zealand runner

Sports Running

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

Kip Lagat

Kenyan distance runner

Sports Running When asked why Kenya produces so many great runners

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

Wayne Federman

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

Exercise Places Sports Running South Bronx

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

Hal Higdon

American author & runner

Sports Marathons Pain Running

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

Esa Tikkanen

Finnish marathon runner

Places Sports Finland Running

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

Roger Bannister

(1929 – ) English middle-distance athlete, physician & academic

Sports Running

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.

Tom McKean

Scottish distance runner

Sports About a race Running

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Keyword: Running

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.

I’ll have a cup of tea.

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.