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Running
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He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
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Running
Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.
IRN news
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Running
I still feel 30, except when I try to run.
Bob Newhart
(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor
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Running
At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.
Wayne Federman
(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author
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South Bronx
The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen
professional football player & coach
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Running
A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.
Jesse Owens
American track & field athlete
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Of the 100 meter run
Running
I’ll have a cup of tea.
Noah Ngeny
Kenyan runner
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Running
The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.
Hal Higdon
American author & runner
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There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.
Tom McKean
Scottish distance runner
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Running
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