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Running
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I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.
Wendy Liebman
(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Exercise
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Ice cream
Running
Big balls count.
Craig Mottram
Australian runner
Sports
Running
When asked how he can run so fast
He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Running
The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen
professional football player & coach
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Running
The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.
Hal Higdon
American author & runner
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Running
Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.
Lynn Swann
American football player
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Running
At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.
Wayne Federman
(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author
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South Bronx
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Running
There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.
Tom McKean
Scottish distance runner
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Running
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