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Running
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I’ll have a cup of tea.
Noah Ngeny
Kenyan runner
Sports
Celebration
Olympics
Running
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Running
Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.
Lynn Swann
American football player
Football
Sports
Running
A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.
Jesse Owens
American track & field athlete
Sports
Of the 100 meter run
Running
I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.
Steve Ovett
English distance runner
Sports
About a race
Running
I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.
John Elway
American football player
Football
Sports
Running
Speed
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
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Sports
Running
The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.
Hal Higdon
American author & runner
Sports
Marathons
Pain
Running
Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.
Roger Bannister
(1929 – ) English middle-distance athlete, physician & academic
Sports
Running
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