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Running
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Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”
Kip Lagat
Kenyan distance runner
Sports
Running
When asked why Kenya produces so many great runners
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen
professional football player & coach
Age
Football
Memory
Sports
Running
Big balls count.
Craig Mottram
Australian runner
Sports
Running
When asked how he can run so fast
She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.
John Elway
American football player
Football
Sports
Running
Speed
At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.
Wayne Federman
(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author
Exercise
Places
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Running
South Bronx
A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.
Jesse Owens
American track & field athlete
Sports
Of the 100 meter run
Running
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