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Running
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I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’
Paddy Lennox
comedian
Activities
Exercise
Marathon
Running
And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Running
I still feel 30, except when I try to run.
Bob Newhart
(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor
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Running
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Running
Track
I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.
Wendy Liebman
(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Running
Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.
IRN news
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Sports
Running
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Running
The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen
professional football player & coach
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Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
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